Q: How do I get out of this meeting?
A: Tell your boss you're allergic to meetings. Bonus points if you bring a fake EpiPen.
Q: I've got a deadline looming, but I really don't want to do the work?
A: Create a fake "Research Study" and cite Wikipedia as your source. "I'm doing this for the greater good of the industry, man."
Q: My boss wants me to do something tedious and annoying?
A: Tell them you're rebranding it with a new, more exciting name. "We're not doing 'Reports', we're doing 'Data Visualization Experiences' now."
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