Procrastination Paralysis: The Symptoms

Warning: the following symptoms are not exhaustive and may vary depending on individual circumstances.

• Time Traveling - experiencing time dilation effects while scrolling through social media
• Information Overload - having too many tabs open at once and simultaneously trying to remember what each one was for
• Disorganization - hoarding unnecessary items in a desperate attempt to avoid decisions
• Analysis Paralysis - spending an inordinate amount of time trying to decide between 17 different options for a simple task
• Perfectionism - setting unrealistically high standards for every task and subsequently never completing any
• Procrastination Savant - experiencing an uncanny ability to find excuses for why tasks are unimportant or unfeasible

Don't see any symptoms that apply to you? Congratulations, you're either a productivity superhero or a sociopath. Either way, you're welcome here.

Disclaimer:

This website is for entertainment purposes only. Procrastination paralysis is not actually a thing, or is it?