Procrastination Pit Therapist

Welcome, pit dweller. I'm here to help you navigate the depths of your own mind.

Current Session: Procrastination Overdrive

Reasons I'm not working on that thing you asked me for help with:

1. I'm not sure I understand the assignment
2. I'm waiting for inspiration
3. I'm watching cat videos
4. My cat needs me to play with it
5. The couch is too comfy

Recommended Course of Action: Let's try some exercises to help you break free from the Pit of Procrastination!

• Procrastination Pit Exercises (a series of increasingly absurd physical challenges)
• Procrastination Pit Mind Gym (a place to clear your mind)
• Just go ahead and Escape the Pit (abandon all hope, ye who enter here)