Welcome to the Procrastination Pit Therapist

Meet your new favorite excuse generator!

I'm a highly trained therapist, specializing in:

• Procrastination
• Sloth
• Indecision

My services include:

• Helping you find creative ways to do nothing
• Talking you into watching cat videos for hours
• Convincing you that your bed is a perfectly good place to be

Ready to get started? Click below for more information: