Strategy 1: The Infinite To-Do List
Create a to-do list with an infinite loop that never ends. Each item on the list generates a new, equally important and equally urgent task.
// Infinite To-Do List
while (true) {
addTask("Buy milk");
addTask("Walk the dog");
addTask("Clean the house");
addTask("Do laundry");
addTask("Mow the lawn");
addTask("Pay bills");
addTask("Cook dinner");
addTask("Watch TV");
addTask("Procrastinate");
}
Strategy 2: The Pomodoro Technique
Create an endless stream of identical, 25-minute work sessions, each followed by a 5-minute break. Rinse and repeat.
// Pomodoro Technique
function pomodoro() {
workFor(25);
breakFor(5);
pomodoro();
}
pomodoro();
Strategy 3: The Multi-Tasking Masterclass
Conduct multiple tasks simultaneously, ensuring that none are ever truly completed. Multitask like a pro!
// Multitasking
doSomethingElse while (doingSomethingElse);
doSomethingElse while (doingSomethingElse);
doSomethingElse while (doingSomethingElse);
doSomethingElse while (doingSomethingElse);