ProcrastinationProcrastinationProcrastination: The Art of Doing Less

ProcrastinationProcrastinationProcrastination (PPp) - n. The art of doing the absolute minimum while still appearing productive. A state of being completely absorbed in a sea of distractions, yet somehow managing to find meaning in the void.

Etymology: From the Latin words "Procrastinare," meaning "to put off," and "Procrastinare," meaning "to put off again."