ProcrastinationProcrastinationParalysis

We're glad you found us! Congratulations, you're now officially a ProcrastinationProcrastinationParalysis (P3) sufferer.

Therapy Options:

• Option 1: Extreme Prolonging
• Option 2: Creative Distraction
• Option 3: Extreme Gaming

Warning: P3 therapy may not be covered by your insurance. Side effects may include:

• Increased likelihood of binge-watching cat videos
• Prolonged periods of productivity avoidance
• Temporary (or permanent?) loss of motivation