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ProcrastinationParalysis: the ultimate state of being stuck in a sea of infinite possibilities, unable to choose between them all.

Causes:

• Perfectionism - the need to do something perfectly, even if it's just a simple task.
• Obscure Information Overload - too much research, not enough focus.
• Unfulfilled Expectations - the disappointment of not meeting one's own lofty goals.

Symptoms:

• Inability to Start - staring blankly at a task, unable to take the first step.
• Endless Task Repetition - doing the same task over and over, with no progress.
• Task Snoozing - pretending to work, while secretly scrolling through social media.

Diagnosis and Treatment:

• Consult the Oracles - seek guidance from wise, all-knowing sages.
• Task Splitting - break down large tasks into smaller, less intimidating pieces.
• Motivational Posters - decorate your workspace with motivational quotes, because that definitely helps.