Our Team of Experts
We've assembled a dream team of procrastinators to help you achieve your goals... of doing absolutely nothing.
Meet John, Our Lead Procrastinator
John is a master of doing the absolute minimum. He can watch an entire season of cat videos in one sitting.
Learn more about JohnMeet Jane, Our Expert in Extreme Procrastination
Jane can spend hours browsing Reddit while simultaneously playing Solitaire.
Learn more about JaneMeet Bob, Our Procrastination Guru
Bob can fall asleep in 2 seconds flat. It's a gift.
Learn more about Bob