Procrastination Pro

Welcome to the most productive way to do nothing!

Our Team of Experts

We've assembled a dream team of procrastinators to help you achieve your goals... of doing absolutely nothing.

Meet John, Our Lead Procrastinator

John is a master of doing the absolute minimum. He can watch an entire season of cat videos in one sitting.

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Meet Jane, Our Expert in Extreme Procrastination

Jane can spend hours browsing Reddit while simultaneously playing Solitaire.

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Meet Bob, Our Procrastination Guru

Bob can fall asleep in 2 seconds flat. It's a gift.

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