Procrastination Procrastination Procrastination Strategies: Bad Debating Trick 1

When faced with a complex argument, employ the ancient art of Projective Procrastination: attribute your opponent's ideas to an inanimate object, rendering them powerless against your own inertia.

"You're just like a toaster, always popping up with half-baked ideas and burning your opponents with your prophets of mediocrity!"

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Advanced Procrastination: Trick 1

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