Meta-Procrastination

Welcome, Procrastination Master! Congratulations, you're here! You've found the pinnacle of human achievement: doing nothing productive.

Here are some meta-procrastination strategies to take your skills to the next level:

• Extreme Procrastination: For the truly committed.
• Procrastination Through Delegation: Pass it off, let someone else do it.
• Procrastination Through Automation: Make a robot do it, because you can.