Extreme Pacing: The Art of Doing Nothing

At this point, you're probably wondering why you're here. Well, let me tell you: it's because you're a master of the art of Extreme Pacing. You're a virtuoso of Vagabondage, a sultan of Sloganeering. You've mastered the art of doing nothing, and you're ready to take it to the next level.

Here are some tips to help you take your Extreme Pacing skills to new heights:

• Practice the art of staring at the wall for hours on end.
• Perfect the technique of opening 17 browser tabs, only to close 15 of them.
• Develop a system of categorizing your snack foods by color, shape, and texture.
• Study the ancient art of making excuses for why you haven't done anything productive today.

And don't forget to stay hydrated with a constant supply of energy drinks and empty pizza boxes!