Extreme Punting Techniques for the Utterly Disinclined

Chapter 3: Because, let's face it, procrastination is an art form. And like all great art forms, it requires dedication, skill, and an unwavering commitment to doing absolutely nothing.

We're getting into the good stuff now. Extreme punting, the art of taking the absolute minimum amount of effort to achieve maximum results. Results, that is, in the form of watching an entire season of cat videos or reading the first 37 pages of your favorite fantasy novel.

The Ancient Art of the 'Squirrel Method'

• Step 1: Wait for a Squirrel to Distract You
• Step 2: Watch Squirrel for 30 minutes
• Step 3: Return to Task, Only to Realize You've Forgotten What It Was

The Squirrel Method: A time-tested, scientifically-verified technique for achieving peak levels of procrastination. It's simple, really: whenever possible, just wait for a squirrel to appear. This will buy you 30 precious minutes of 'I'll do it later' time.

Chapter 4: The Art of Binge-Watching as a Pro Bonus Chapter: Extreme Punting for the Winning