Procrastination Services

A: We do nothing. Absolutely nothing. We're experts in doing nothing. Our services include: doing absolutely nothing, doing the bare minimum, and doing nothing with a side of doing nothing.

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A: Of course, we can! We've been doing it for years. We're like the Zen masters of doing absolutely nothing.

Our clients have reported a significant reduction in productivity, motivation, and sense of purpose. We're proud of our work.

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