Binge Watching: The Official Procrastination Guide
Warning: excessive viewing may lead to irreversible couch potato status.
Recommended viewing schedule:
- 8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and immediately check social media.
- 9:00 AM - Start binge-watching your favorite show.
- 1:00 PM - Take a break for lunch. Or don't.
- 6:00 PM - Resume binge-watching.