TunnelVisionTV: Schedule for the Unambitious

Today's Schedule:

9:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

10:00 AM - Browse cat videos on TunnelVision Tube for 4 hours.

1:00 PM - Lunch break! Watch paint dry on a nearby wall.

2:00 PM - Learn to play the harmonica with a YouTube tutorial. Don't forget to practice!

4:00 PM - Take a 3-hour break to recharge with more cat videos and a snack.

7:00 PM - Dinner time! Order takeout from the nearest dumpster.