Welcome to the most epic guide to doing absolutely nothing!
You've been transported to a realm where time has no meaning, where deadlines are but a distant memory, and where productivity is but a cruel joke.
Watch the same 10-second clip of a cat playing the piano for 12 hours straight. No, really, it's a scientifically proven method for stimulating creativity and focus!
Dedicate an entire day to ironing your clothes, one thread at a time. The thrill, the satisfaction, the utter lack of accomplishment – it's the perfect blend!