Classic Procrastination Tactics

For when you really need to get out of doing actual work.

1. The Internet Sift

Sort, categorize, and prioritize all the cat videos you've ever seen.

• YouTube Frenzy
• Reddit Rabbit Hole

2. The Procrastination Matrix

Try to find the hidden pattern in this endless grid of cat pictures.

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3. The Never-Ending To-Do List

A list that keeps growing and growing, just like your responsibilities.

100. Buy milk
101. Walk the dog
102. Call mom
103. To-Do Tunnel Vision

4. The Procrastination Simulator

Pretend to do work while actually doing nothing.

5. The Mind-Numbing Quiz

Test your knowledge of the meaninglessness of life.

And that's not all! Visit our Philosophical Pondering sub-page for more existential crises.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try The Procrastination Parody.