Welcome, fellow slacker!
Press the reset button, literally. Clear your browser cache, delete your cookies, and start fresh. It's like a digital detox, but with more crashes.
Learn how to recover from the rebootBored with the same old rebooting routine? Distract yourself with a cat video, a Reddit thread, or a 12-hour scroll through Twitter. It's like meditation, but with more memes.
Discover the power of the distractionWhy just reboot when you can reboot into an infinite loop of rebooting? Create a self-sustaining feedback loop of productivity avoidance, and never look back.
Get lost in the infinite rebootSometimes, the only way to get work done is to pretend you're on a deadline. Set the alarm clock, put on your thinking hat, and... reboot. Reboot, reboot, reboot.
Face your productivity demonsWhen all else fails, just reboot. Reboot, reboot, REBOOT! It's like the digital equivalent of throwing your hands up in the air and screaming.
Learn when to give up and just reboot