Staring at walls is a lost art. A dying art. An art that's been pushed to the brink of extinction by the constant distractions of the modern world.
But fear not, dear reader, for we at ProcrastinationTactics are here to guide you through the process of perfecting this ancient craft.
Find a wall that's worthy of your stare. One that's blank, unadulterated, and free from the distractions of the outside world.
Clear your mind of any preconceptions and biases. Let go of your ego and any sense of self-worth.
Now, stare.
There are many ways to stare at a wall, but few are as effective as the following:
Count the number of sparrow's nests on the wall
Find patterns in the dust motes
Create a surrealist scene in your mind
Staring at walls has many benefits, including:
Improved focus (or lack thereof)
Reduced productivity (in the short-term)
Increased daydreaming (a skill that's hard to quantify, but trust us, it's a valuable asset)
And, of course, a greater understanding of the futility of human existence