Procrastination Tactics: Advanced Strategies for the Utterly Disengaged
Welcome to Seriously Who Cares?, where we'll teach you the art of doing nothing, with style.
Learn how to turn a simple "I'll get to it later" into an Olympic sport.
Discover the ancient art of making excuses that are so convincing, you'll almost believe them yourself.
Our expert procrastinators will guide you through the following topics:
- Ways to justify binge-watching entire seasons of your favorite show
- The art of finding the perfect 10-hour video on YouTube
- Procrastination through power napping
Note: Procrastination is a skill that requires dedication. Please, do not use these tactics in the presence of your significant other. Or your parents.