Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to do absolutely nothing!
Are you tired of productivity? Do you dream of lounging on the beach, sipping margaritas, and watching cat videos? Do you want to achieve true mastery over the art of procrastination? Look no further! Our expert guide will walk you through the intricacies of doing the absolute bare minimum.
Learn the secret techniques of the pros!
• Watch cat videos for 4 hours a day
• Learn the intricacies of fantasy football
• Develop a passion for extreme ironing
• Practice your 'I'm not procrastinating' face in the mirror