Procrastination Techniques

Because Adulting is Hard

Here are a few techniques to help you avoid actual productivity:

• 1. Daydreaming - stare out the window for 2 hours
• 2. Video Games - pretend it's "research"
• 3. Making Art - who needs to pay bills when you can make a decent sketch?
• 4. Reading the News - it's not like you have work to do
• 5. Planning the Future - because the apocalypse will probably come first