Burn It All to the Ground: The Ultimate Procrastination Technique

Warning: This technique may lead to permanent damage to your productivity, relationships, and possibly the entire world.

Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 48 hours. You know, just in case you get really engrossed.

• Play Video Games for Hours
• Watch YouTube Tutorials for Hours
• Build Your Own Game Engine, Because Why Not?

Side Effects:

• Increased risk of permanent damage to relationships due to prolonged neglect of responsibilities
• Uncontrollable urge to play more video games
• Development of a strong addiction to pixel-based activities
• Irreversible loss of productivity

Disclaimer: Don't say we didn't warn you.