Welcome to Procrastinators Anonymous, where the art of doing nothing is our bread and butter.
We're a support group for the chronically unproductive, the eternally idle, and the perpetually distracted.
We have meetings, support groups, and workshops to help you find your inner slacker.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our membership benefits:
Don't wait any longer! Join us today and start living your best, most unproductive life!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Burrito Bar, where you can indulge in our famous 'Procrastination Burritos.'
They're a thing, we swear.