Preface to Procrastinators Anonymous 2.0

Welcome, fellow procrastinators. You've made it to Procrastinators Anonymous 2.0, the definitive guide on how to do absolutely nothing. Here's the table of contents, because you might actually need it.

• Chapter 2: The Art of Doing Nothing
• Chapter 3: The Procrastination Matrix
• Chapter 4: Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Remember, the key to success is not actually doing any work. It's all about finding creative ways to not do it.

This book is dedicated to the late, great philosopher of procrastination, Bertrand P. Procrastinator.