Advanced Techniques for the Utterly Inept

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! Congratulations, you've reached the advanced level of our course.

Here, we'll cover the most extreme, the most absurd, and the most utterly useless techniques to further perfect the art of doing nothing.

Time Traveling: The Art of Revisiting Past Procrastination

Learn how to travel back in time to relive the same 10 minutes you spent watching cat videos 5 years ago.

Procrastination by Proxy: Outsource Your Laziness

Discover how to hire an intern to do your homework for you while you lounge on the couch, bingeing Netflix.

Quantum Procrastination: Harnessing the Power of Multitasking

Learn to simultaneously scroll through 5 different tabs, play video games, and eat Cheetos.