Step 3.1: Become A Member

Welcome to Procrastinators Anonymous, where you can find solace in the company of fellow productivity abusers.

The Membership Benefits:

• Unlimited access to our extensive collection of cat videos
• A 10-step guide to making excuses for your lack of productivity
• Discounts on all Procrastinators Anonymous merchandise (including our famous "I'd rather be doing anything else" t-shirts)

Ready to join our ranks of fellow procrastinators? Click here for the next step in your journey.

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, you can just sit in the dark and pretend you're doing something.