Success Stories

Meet our members who have achieved the ultimate goal of Procrastinators Anonymous: doing absolutely nothing productive.

Meet Jane, who has spent 37 hours playing 'FarmVille' in one sitting.

Jane's FarmVille Success

Her farm is thriving, with 37 cows, 27 chickens, and 14 beehives.

Meet John, who has watched 47 hours of cat videos in a row.

John's Cat Videos

His cat is now a certified internet sensation.

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We also have a motivational poster series for those who need a little extra encouragement.