EGGS ARE GREAT, FOLKS!

But have you ever wondered...

  1. Why do eggplants have a better sense of self-worth than chickens?
  2. Is it possible to use eggs as a form of currency in a post-apocalyptic world?
  3. Can you crack an egg open with a spoon?
  4. Why do eggs have their own secret society where they plot against the toast?

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