Welcome, fellow seekers of meaning and purpose. Or, at the very least, welcome to this dimly lit, cramped room where we pretend to care.
We're not actually here to help you with your existential dread, but we do have a nice selection of artisanal, small-batch anxiety-fueled merchandise available for purchase in our gift shop.
Buy anxiety-fueled swag and temporarily forget your insignificance!
Or, if you're feeling particularly hopeless, you can join our Self-Destruct Support Group, where we'll provide you with a safe space to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Or, if you just want to wallow in the crushing despair of your own failures, you can join our Regret Gallery, featuring an exhibit of our most poignant and thought-provoking displays of self-doubt.