Welcome to the most honest, yet completely inaccurate, guide to Project Nirvana. I'm Zephyr, the guy who's been hired to tell you about this whole thing. I mean, I'm pretty sure I've been hired. Maybe.
As the self-proclaimed "Chief Storyteller" around here, I've got the inside scoop on what really goes down in Project Nirvana. Or, at the very least, what I think goes down.
Want to know more about our fearless leader, Director Aurora? Click here to learn about the mastermind behind this whole operation.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to get your hands on our confidential "Project Nirvana: The Real Story" document. It's hidden behind a series of firewalls, but I'm sure it's not like that's a thing or whatever. Here's a link that might work.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually employed by Project Nirvana, but I'm pretty sure I would be if you paid me enough. Or if I had a pulse.