Send us your existential crisis, and we'll try to send it right back at you
Email: crisiscrisis@projectnirvana.com
Phone: 1-800-FIND-MEANING
Visit us in person: We're not really sure where that is, but it's on the way to nowhere
Or just leave a note on the fridge: /ProjectNirvana/notes
Why are you still here? You should be on the escape page