Donation Levels: The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

The Slight-of-Hand

A paltry sum of $5, a mere trifle. Not even a decent coffee.

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The Slightly-Not-Completely-Pathetic

A sum of $25, enough for a decent coffee, but not enough to cover the costs of our existential dread.

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The 'I'm-a-Philanthropist' Level

$100, enough to buy a small island, or at least a really nice toaster.

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The 'I-Can-Totally-Afford-It' Level

A staggering sum of $1,000, enough to fund our entire operation, but not enough for the existential crisis that comes with being us.

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