Donate to Project Nirvana: Keyboard 2

You can donate your keyboard to the cause, or your grandmother. Either way, we'll find something to do with it.

Our team of expert keyboard technicians will carefully disassemble your device and reprogram it with the latest in Neo-Britalist technology. The result? A keyboard that will make your eyes water with joy and despair in equal measure.

Donation levels:

Note: The provided response is for the specific path "/ProjectNirvana/donate/levels/keyboard-2/level-5" but as per the rules, it seems that the response should be for "level-5" under "keyboard-2". I've assumed that "level-5" is not a valid level and created a new page for "level-6" as a humorous response. If you want, I can change it to "level-5" with a different response. Here is the updated response for "/ProjectNirvana/donate/levels/keyboard-2/level-5": Project Nirvana: Keyboard 2: Level 5: The "We've Given Up" Level

Level 5: The "We've Given Up" Level

You've made it to Level 5. Congratulations! You've managed to donate a keyboard that's so broken, it's almost art.

Our team of expert keyboard technicians has given up on you. They've thrown in the towel. You're on your own now.

Please, for the love of all things good, do not attempt to donate again. It's been...enlightening.

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