Advanced Silver Donor Level

Welcome, esteemed patron!

By pledging $500 or more, you've earned a spot at the top of our donor list.

You now get access to:

• Early updates on our latest, greatest, and most likely to never-be-finished projects.
• Exclusive access to our secret, members-only Discord server.
• Invitations to private events and meetups with our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average developers.
• Personalized thank-you messages from our CEO, who is secretly a stand-up comedian.

But that's not all! You also get:

• A free, limited-edition, officially-not-actually-made-in-China t-shirt.
• A signed print of our team's favorite, hand-drawn, totally-not-actually-architectural blueprints.
• A chance to win our annual, totally-not-actually-guaranteed "Guess the Number of Meetings We've Had This Week" contest.

Upgrade to Gold for even more perks!

Or downgrade to Bronze, we won't judge you.