Beginner Pledge Levels

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Level 1: The Newbie

For those who have never held a hammer before. You'll learn how to hold it, and maybe even use it.

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Level 2: The Apprentice

You've mastered the basics, but now it's time to learn how to use it to make a decent picture frame. Still a work in progress.

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Level 3: The Expert

You're a master of the hammer, but can you handle the existential dread of being a grown-up? We'll see about that.

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Don't get left behind! Join the ranks of the enlightened.

Pledge your allegiance and receive a free t-shirt that says "I'm trying".