Current Donation Level:
Cheque
At the Cheque Level, you're basically a cheapskate who still wants to donate, but only if it doesn't cost you any money. You get a special "I'm-a-cheapskate-but-still-a-good-person" certificate for your troubles. It includes a 50% off coupon on all future donations, but only if you promise to tell your friends how cheap you are.
Donation: None, you're just giving us your dignity
Includes:
- A "I'm a cheapskate" badge for your social media profiles
- 50% off all future donations (if you make any)
- A special spot in our "Cheapskate Hall of Fame"