Level 5: Visionary

The pinnacle of enlightenment, where one's thoughts are as clear as a still pond and as deep as the ocean. In this realm, the boundaries between reality and fantasy blur, and the visionary's mind becomes the ultimate canvas.

As a Visionary, you're able to see the world with unparalleled clarity. Your mind is a kaleidoscope of ideas, each one more brilliant than the last. You're the master of your domain, the king of your castle, the sultan of your... well, you get the idea.

Next Level: Mystic

But don't just take our word for it. Here's what some of our esteemed patrons have to say:

• "Project Nirvana is the only place where I can be myself, without fear of judgment or reprisal." - Anonymous (but not really)

• "I've found my true calling in life, and it's not as a Visionary. It's as a professional snail trainer." - Bob (age 32)