Early Bird Donor Rewards: Because You're a Real Treat
Congratulations on being an early bird donor! You're a true pioneer in the world of philanthropy. As a small token of our appreciation, we're offering you this:
- A personalized, hand-crafted certificate of early-ness
- A 20% discount on all Project Nirvana merchandise (including our new "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts)
- A chance to attend our exclusive Early Birder's Soiree, where you can rub shoulders with other early-rising visionaries
But wait, there's more! If you donate another $10, you can upgrade your reward to include:
- A free, personalized coffee mug_goals
- Early access to our secret, experimental, and highly-irregular research projects
Don't be a chicken, be an early bird! Give a little more, get a little more!