The Rewards of Nirvana: A Guide to Profit

Step 1: Sell Your Soul for Cash

Join the exclusive Soul-Sell Program and receive a free set of steak knives!

But wait, there's more!

Also, get a 10% discount on all Steak Knives sold in the Steak Knife Store.

Or, for the ultimate experience, join the Steak Knife Party for a night of revelry and Steak Knife Fighting!