Project Nirvana - Privacy Policy: Because You Want to Read This
We're not actually collecting any data, but if we were, it would be stored in a highly secure, totally-not-a-bathtub, data center.
We're not actually tracking your clicks, but if we were, you'd be tracked by our highly trained team of cyber-detectives.
We're not actually sharing your data, but if we were, you'd be surprised by how much you'd enjoy being shared with the world.
However, we do reserve the right to use your IP address for non-evil purposes, such as to identify your exact location on our map.
Our servers are powered by the tears of our developers, which are harvested during late-night coding sessions.
Our terms of service are as follows:
- You have to be nice to us.
- You have to pretend to like our aesthetic.
- You have to not sue us.