Get 10% off on actual, functioning batteries for your flashlight, because let's be real, those ones you've been using since the 90s are probably dead.
Get 20% off on real, non-scented candles for your emergency kit, because who doesn't love a good, non-toxic fire.
Get 15% off on actual, non-expired painkillers, because you're probably going to need them after dealing with our customer service.
More Discounts for Things You Actually Need Flashlight Repair Services (Just Kidding, Sort Of)