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Eggs of Discord
Save 10% off our special batch of eggs, expertly crafted to make you question your life choices. Limited time offer!
$19.99 + tax
Eggs for Singles
Eggs for Singles
Save 20% off our singles-only egg special, because sharing eggs is just too much work.
$9.99 + tax
Eggs of Discord - Extreme
Eggs of Discord - Extreme
For the truly dedicated. 50% off our most questionable egg product. May cause existential dread.
$29.99 + tax (but you'll probably regret it)