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Buy one dozen eggs, get 50% off on our 50-gallon drums!

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Special Offer:

Buy 2 dozen eggs, get free shipping on a gallon of our finest artisanal jam. No, seriously, it's just a free jar of jam with a coupon for free shipping. Same difference, really.

Testimonial:

"I was skeptical, but the eggs were actually quite good. I mean, I'd buy them again, even if they were just regular eggs." - John, Egg Connoisseur

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