Protein-Powder For Your Body Parts

Because who needs real food when you can have powder? A delicious and nutritious powder that is.

Our protein powder is made with the finest synthetic ingredients and a pinch of magic. It tastes like a mix of cardboard and disappointment, but that's just part of its charm.

Side effects may include: spontaneous human combustion, temporary loss of taste, and increased likelihood of getting lost in a sea of sameness.