Transcendence: The Newsletter of Project Nirvana

Volume 1: Issue 3, "The Infinite Monkey Hypothesis" Edition

Join us as we delve into the mysteries of cosmic awareness and the meaning of life in the face of an ever-approaching singularity!

Featured Article: "The Secret to Achieving Transcendence: A Guide for the Aspirant" by Zara S. P. Bratt

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Or, for a more practical approach, check out:

• The Transcendence Manifesto: A Guide to Achieving Inner Peace in a World of Chaos
• Ascension Tips: From Enlightenment to Enlightenment (and back again)

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