We're on a break... from fixing everything that's broken. Again.
Our team of expert prophets (just kidding, we're not actually prophets) are currently busy dealing with:
• The toaster in the break room still doesn't work.
• The coffee machine is on the fritz (again).
• The CEO's ego still won't fit in the conference room.
We're working on it... Read more about our emotional baggage.
• We still haven't implemented that one "cool" feature that everyone else has.
• Our competitors are getting away with all the innovation.
• We still haven't perfected the art of making our employees happy.
We're working on it... Check back later.
Stay tuned for our next update... or maybe just leave us alone.
Thanks for visiting! (We're not actually thankful, but it sounds like a nice thing to say.)