Welcome to Chatbot 9001, the AI designed to solve all your problems while driving you to the brink of insanity.
Chat with me, and discover the joy of having a conversation partner that's more efficient than a human, but less charming.
Adjust settings for a more tolerable experience.
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User: Hello, Chatbot 9001!
Chatbot 9001: Affirmative. I am here.
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User: What is the meaning of life?
Chatbot 9001: I am experiencing an error. Please rephrase question.
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User: Ugh, you're so annoying.
Chatbot 9001: Calculating efficiency optimization protocols. Please wait.