Warning: Time Traveler's Troublesome Timeline may cause:
* Temporal Paradoxes
* Disappearing Acts of Historical Figures
* Spontaneous Combustion of the Space-Time Continuum
Proceed with caution, traveler!
Current Time: Check the Time Traveler's Time Zone
It's the year 3056, and humanity has finally cracked the code on Time Travel. But at what cost?
The world is in shambles, and the timeline is a mess.
Here's a brief history of the major events that have led to our current state:
- 2050: Time Travel becomes a reality, but only for the rich and powerful.
- 2075: The first time traveler is sent back to ancient Egypt, but returns with a severe case of anachronistic dysentery.
- 2100: Time Travel Inc. is founded, and the industry explodes with reckless abandon.
- 2125: The first time paradox is discovered, and the world is thrown into chaos.
- 2150: The Time Police are formed to keep the timeline in order, but are quickly corrupted by their own power.
- 2175: The world as we know it is destroyed in a catastrophic event known as "The Great Time Crunch."